Coffee

I've decided that the way I take my coffee and the day of the week directly correlates with each other.  This revelation was stumbled upon one bright Monday morning when I (shockingly) did not want to come to work and was even more annoyed about work when I arrived to find out that there was no more creamer. So I just added two Splenda to a black cup and hoped for the best.

Surprisingly, it wasn't bad. (Some may think that this is headed into a "I'm giving up ALL THE CREAM to be healthy!" direction but trust me, it's not.)

As I was sipping my black with 2 Splenda cup, I realized that my cup of coffee was very reflective of Monday. So here's what I came up with:

• Monday - black with 2 sugars. no cream because Monday usually sucks unlike cream which most definitely does not suck.

• Tuesday - probably a follow up of Monday but possible a splash of fat free half and half if things ended on an ok note on Monday

• Wednesday - aka hump day. Wednesday coffee definitely has more than just a splash of fat free half and half. More like a dollap. Weekend is near.

• Thursday - holla! Friday eve! Thursday is a full fat half and half day for sure.

• Friday - hallow, weekend! Bust out the flavored creamer, people.

• Sat & Sun - oh sweet weekend coffee. How I live for you. On the weekends I make more in the pot so I can have an extra large cup full yummy coffee flavored with caramel macchiato creamer. If I'm feeling real fancy, I jet on over to CC's around 2pm for a caramel iced coffee too. (and then proceed to stay up like a rabid squirrel for the next 12 hours but that's another story.)

So there we have it. Days of the week coffee. It's creepy how accurate that is.

*I know, where have I been?! It's all ::silence:: and then bam! Coffee! How random is that?!